MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons
you punks are all so daft
next there will be people panicking at discos, or making romances out of chemicals!
You boys better calm down or you’ll have a falling out!!
"Slow down you twats"
Karl Pilkington to a group of Huskies. (via lizzness)
"There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind."
Why the fuck did I decide to book for a 10am revision session??? It’s 3am atm…
"Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter?"
Pablo Picasso (via lebanesebreezeee)
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
"No, no, I wasn’t celebrating. I was telling Demba Ba and Fernando [Torres] the changes that had to happen for the rest of the match."
José Mourinho, when asked about running across the pitch like a lunatic after Demba Ba’s goal. (via javiermascherano)